The man who convinced Kim Kardashian, Pamela Anderson and many others to shed it all in the pages of his magazine has now set his sights on a new beauty.

Speaking to Us Weekly at Playboy's 60th Anniversary at his iconic mansion this week, Hugh Hefner said he has seen Th Wolf of Wall Street and it was "very, very good."

Moreover, Margot Robbie - who plays the wife of Leonardo DiCaprio's main character in the film - is "very, very pretty," according to Hef, who sent along a message to the actress.

"She should be in Playboy! Send her a message! We're ready for her. She would be great."

Six Sizzling Margot Robbie Photos

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1. Margot Robbie in W

Margot Robbie is featured here in W Magazine. Hugh Hefner is hoping she poses for his magazine. So are we.

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1. Margot Robbie in W

Margot Robbie is featured here in W Magazine. Hugh Hefner is hoping she poses for his magazine. So are we.

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2. Margot Robbie Image

Note to movie goers: go see The Wolf of Wall Street. Why? Margot Robbie is in it.

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3. Margot Robbie Photo

Hello, Margot Robbie! It's not exactly shocking that Hugh Hefner wants this star to pose in Playboy, is it?

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4. Margot Robbie at Wolf of Wall Street Premiere

Margot Robbie impressed audiences with her role in The Wolf of Wall Street. She's seen here at the UK premiere.

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5. Margot Robbie at the Golden Globes

This is a photo of Margot Robbie at the Golden Globes. We'd like to squeeze her golden globes!

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6. Margot Robbie Pic

Margot Robbie is hot! She strikes a pose here at the 2014 Critics Choice Awards.

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Robbie has been rumored as a mistress of Will Smith, so posing in Playboy would at least change the conversation for this star.

What do you think? Should she do it?

With news that Johnny Depp may have gotten Amber Heard pregnant, celebrity couples with huge age differences have been a popular topic of discussion today. 

We thought we'd remind you of some of Hollywood's most noteworthy May-December romances, because let's face it - some of these guys are so old they probably forget about their own relationships.

13 Stars With Big Age Differences

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1. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie - 12 Years

Brad is 12 years older than Angie. One of many Hollywood couples with a giant age gap.

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1. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie - 12 Years

Brad is 12 years older than Angie. One of many Hollywood couples with a giant age gap.

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2. Johnny Depp and Amber Heard - 23 Years

Yes, Amber and Johnny are separated by 22 years. One of many Hollywood couples with a giant age gap.

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3. Aaron Johnson and Sam Taylor-Wood - 24 Years

Sam is 24 years older than actor Aaron! One of many Hollywood couples with a giant age gap.

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4. Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart - 17 Years

Jen is 17 years older than Casper. One of many Hollywood couples with a giant age gap.

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5. Bradley Cooper and Suki Waterhouse - 17 Years

Bradley is 17 years older than Suki. That may be why he's so secretive about their relationship.

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6. Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore - 15 Years

Here's a twist: Demi is 15 years older than Ashton. One of many Hollywood couples with a giant age gap.

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7. Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves - 14 Years

Matthew is 14 years older than Camila. One of many Hollywood couples with a giant age gap.

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8. Stephen Moyer and Anna Paquin - 13 Years

Stephen is 13 years older than Anna. One of many Hollywood couples with a giant age gap.

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9. Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green - 13 Years

Brian is 13 years older than Megan. One of many Hollywood couples with a giant age gap.

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10. Beyonce and Jay Z - 12 Years

Beyonce and Jay are separated by 12 years. One of many Hollywood couples with a giant age gap.

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11. Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones - 25 Years

Michael and Catherine recently separated. Maybe their quarter-century age gap had something to do with it.

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12. Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart - 22 Years

Ford and Flockhart are separated by 22 years. One of many Hollywood couples with a giant age gap.

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13. Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris - 60 Years!

Hugh is 60 years older than Crystal. These two take the age difference crown!

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The winners and probably all-time champions in this category are Crystal Harris and Hugh Hefner who - despite some highly-publicized bumps along the way - didn't let their 60 year age difference prevent them from getting married last year. 

With some couples on our list you may not have realized that the man and woman are from different generations. No one ever talks about the 14 year age difference between Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves, for example.

And, of course, as it's been since the dawn of time: men get a pass on cradle robbery whereas women get criticized for even the slightest age gap.

That's why we were sure to include Jennifer Lopez and Demi Moore to make this an even opportunity list of borderline creepiness.

Sure, Ashton and Demi broke up in 2011, but as the original Hollywood GILF, Ms. Moore deserves credit for paving the way.

So whether you'd like to feel better about your own weird love life or marvel at the stuff celebrities get away with, check out the gallery and try to imagine all the awkward conversations these guys had with dads their own age. 

Legendary Playboy founder Hugh Hefner turned 88 yesterday and he celebrated as only Hef can: with his signature mix of old-fashioned class and inappropriately aged half-naked women.

Crystal Harris dumped Hefner in brutal fashion in 2011, but nearly three years later Crystal and Hugh are happily married and she reportedly helped organize his b-day soiree held earlier this week.

"Tonight we start my weekend birthday celebration with the screening of my all-time favotire film 'Casablanca,'" Hef tweeted just before the event.

It's gotta be something of a letdown to be invited to the Playboy Mansion only to find out you're gonna be watching a 70-year-old movie, but in the style befitting Hef, there were plenty of lovely ladies in attendance, with a reported 28 current and former Bunnies on hand.

Hef's tradition of screening the Bogart classic on his birthday dates back several years and his tradition of relationships with massive age gaps dates back even longer. 

So put on your velvet smoking jacket and raise a glass to the man who turned paying women to take their clothes off into a lifestyle. There aren't many 88-year-olds who we'd happily trade lives with!

Check out photos of some other cradle robbing legends in the gallery below: 

13 Stars With Big Age Differences

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1. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie - 12 Years

Brad is 12 years older than Angie. One of many Hollywood couples with a giant age gap.

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Brad is 12 years older than Angie. One of many Hollywood couples with a giant age gap.

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2. Johnny Depp and Amber Heard - 23 Years

Yes, Amber and Johnny are separated by 22 years. One of many Hollywood couples with a giant age gap.

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3. Aaron Johnson and Sam Taylor-Wood - 24 Years

Sam is 24 years older than actor Aaron! One of many Hollywood couples with a giant age gap.

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4. Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart - 17 Years

Jen is 17 years older than Casper. One of many Hollywood couples with a giant age gap.

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5. Bradley Cooper and Suki Waterhouse - 17 Years

Bradley is 17 years older than Suki. That may be why he's so secretive about their relationship.

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6. Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore - 15 Years

Here's a twist: Demi is 15 years older than Ashton. One of many Hollywood couples with a giant age gap.

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7. Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves - 14 Years

Matthew is 14 years older than Camila. One of many Hollywood couples with a giant age gap.

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8. Stephen Moyer and Anna Paquin - 13 Years

Stephen is 13 years older than Anna. One of many Hollywood couples with a giant age gap.

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9. Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green - 13 Years

Brian is 13 years older than Megan. One of many Hollywood couples with a giant age gap.

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10. Beyonce and Jay Z - 12 Years

Beyonce and Jay are separated by 12 years. One of many Hollywood couples with a giant age gap.

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11. Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones - 25 Years

Michael and Catherine recently separated. Maybe their quarter-century age gap had something to do with it.

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12. Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart - 22 Years

Ford and Flockhart are separated by 22 years. One of many Hollywood couples with a giant age gap.

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13. Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris - 60 Years!

Hugh is 60 years older than Crystal. These two take the age difference crown!

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There once was a time when future heart throbs were a little dorky, would-be supermodels a tad awkward, and even the Kardashians were just regular kids.

Heck, even Justin Bieber was a kid once ... instead of a punk a-- kid.

Ever wonder what your favorite stars (and Kim Kardashian for that matter) looked like long before they became the people that dominated your Facebook feed?

Wonder no longer, THGers. We've got you covered and then some!

Some aged better than others, and some certainly looked more like their adult selves from a very early stage, but all were pretty darn adorable.

Scroll through 47 cute pics of celebrities from their childhood ...

47 Celebrities When They Were Cute Kids

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1. Jonah Hill as a Kid

We can totally see Jonah Hill as a kid looking like Jonah Hill actually looked as a kid.

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1. Jonah Hill as a Kid

We can totally see Jonah Hill as a kid looking like Jonah Hill actually looked as a kid.

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2. Kendall Jenner as a Kid

That is one very adorable photo of Kendall Jenner as a kid.

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3. Kylie Jenner as a Kid

That is one very cute photo of Kylie Jenner as a young girl.

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4. January Jones as a Kid

January Jones as a kid. She sure looked different back in the day!

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5. Megan Fox as a Kid

That young girl on the left is the future Megan Fox! Crazy!

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6. Young Cee Lo Green

Cee Lo Green back in the day. Pretty great before and after.

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7. Justin Bieber as a Kid

Justin Bieber as a kid, before he became Justin Bieber the punk kid.

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8. Snooki as a Kid

That is Nicole Polizzi on the left. That is Snooki on the right. They are the same person.

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9. Channing Tatum as a Kid

Channing Tatum as a kid. That is just a hilarious pic if ever there were one.

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10. Ivanka Trump as a Kid

Ivanka Trump as a kid. The Donald's daughter is a bona fide beauty.

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11. Young Tiffani Thiessen

Tiffani Thiessen in her younger years. She still looks amazing!

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12. Young Michelle Obama

A young Michelle Obama many years before she was FLOTUS.

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13. Chrissy Teigen as a Kid

Chrissy Teigen as a kid ... aged pretty well at the end of the day.

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14. Mandy Moore as a Kid

Mandy Moore as a kid. Great bangs and clothes back in the 1990s.

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15. Amber Rose as a Kid

Amber Rose as a kid. Now that's a great photo comparison right there.

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16. Sarah Michelle Gellar as a Kid

Sarah Michelle Gellar as a kid ... that's a great photo comparison.

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17. Katie Holmes as a Kid

Katie Holmes as a kid, growing up in Ohio and dreaming of one day marrying Tom Cruise.

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18. Padma Lakshmi as a Kid

Padma Lakshmi looked like this when she was just a little girl.

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19. Giada De Laurentiis as a Kid

Celebrity chef Giada De Laurentiis as a kid. Would you have even recognized her.

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20. Bar Refaeli as a Kid

Bar Refaeli as a Kid. What a cutie she was ... and still is!

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21. Amanda Seyfried as a Kid

Look at young Amanda Seyfried. A performer even back in the day.

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22. Miranda Kerr as a Kid

You can totally see Miranda Kerr in this picture of ... young Miranda Kerr.

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23. Hilary Duff as a Kid

Young Hilary Duff seemed destined for stardom from a very, very young age.

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24. Kirsten Dunst and Lindsay Lohan as Kids

Kirsten Dunst and Lindsay Lohan as kids. One of the two became a total ... never mind.

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25. Gisele Bundchen as a Kid

Young Gisele Bundchen before she became the most famous and highest paid model ever.

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26. Khloe Kardashian as a Kid

Khloe Kardashian as a kid, not too many years after O.J. knocked up Kris Jenner.

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27. Paris Hilton as a Kid

Paris Hilton was a cute kid once. Here's photo evidence.

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28. Diddy as a Kid

Diddy was a cute kid once. He went by Puffy back in the day ... well maybe not that far back in the day.

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29. Faith Hill as a Kid

Faith Hill as a kid, ready to hit it out of the park in sports as well as music.

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30. The Game as a Kid

The Game as a kid, when the only game he ruled was Chutes & Ladders (or something).

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31. McKayla Maroney as a Kid

McKayla Maroney seemed a little impressed as a kid, to the surprise of our staff.

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32. Maria Menounos as a Kid

Maria Menounos as a kid growing up in the Boston area. EXTRA cute!

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33. Katherine Heigl as a Kid

Katherine Heigl as a kid, back when she probably had friends.

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34. Emmy Rossum as a Kid

Emmy Rossum as a kid. And an adorable one at that by any measure.

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35. Avril Lavigne as a Kid

Avril Lavigne as a kid ... looking cute with what looks like a birthday cake.

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36. Aaron Paul as a Kid

Breaking Bad star Aaron Paul before his big, not bad break ... if you know what we mean (we mean success in acting).

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37. Rob Kardashian as a Kid

Robert Kardashian Jr. as a child. Before he and his sisters became celebrities (and large and in charge in his case).

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38. Hugh Hefner as a Kid

Hugh Hefner as a kid in the early 19th Century. Just kidding ... but dude is not young (or poor, or devoid of hot chicks).

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39. Derek Hough as a Kid

Derek Hough was a cute kid once! Who knew? (We did, obviously)

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40. Beyonce as a Kid

Yes, that's little Beyonce. And that little Beyonce is cute as a button!

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41. Heidi Montag as a Kid

Look at Heidi Montag. And look what Heidi Montag used to look like.

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42. Britney Spears as a Kid

Britney Spears as a cute kid, before the fame that turned her into ... Britney Spears.

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43. Katy Perry as a Kid

Katy Perry back when she was just Katy Hudson. Yep, that's her actual last name!

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44. Drake as a Kid

Drake, back when he was Aubrey Graham. As a kid that is.

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45. Kim and Kourtney as Kids

Kim and Kourtney Kardashian as kids. Such a cute photograph.

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46. Macklemore as a Kid

Great photos of Macklemore as a kid and as the Thrift Shop lover he is today.

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47. JWoww as a Kid

Jersey Shore star JWoww as a kid. That's a cute photo isn't it?

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Kendra Wilkinson may be in shock, but she isn't alone.

According to the new issue of Us Weekly, Kendra's ex-boyfriend has reached out on multiple occasions in light of the ongoing Hank Baskett cheating rumors, making it clear he's there for her.

"[Hugh Hefner] told her to come to the Playboy Mansion any time," the insider tells the tabloid. "He's been supportive and hates that Kendra is going through this."

Wilkinson, as one of Hefner's girlfriends, rose to fame on the reality show The Girls Next Door.

Kendra has been in the news for all the wrong reasons of late because a transgender model named Ava London claims she hooked up with Baskett.

In April. When Wilkinson was eight months pregnant with the couple's second child.

London says Hank reached out to her online and that the two met at her apartment.

They supposedly gave each other hand jobs and Baskett later offered London $2,000 to keep quiet about the affair.

But The National Enquirer apparently offered more and she's blabbed about the ex-wide receiver's infidelity in detail over the past few weeks.

Though she initially scoffed at allegations, Kendra grew curious when Baskett didn't rush to publicly deny them. She then found an unusual charge on his bank statement, tossed her wedding ring in the toilet and the world is now awaiting word of a divorce.

Kendra and Hank have two young kids. This is sad.

Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett: In Happier Times

1. Kendra and Hank on Christmas

How could you pose with Kendra for a Christmas card one second, Hank? And then get it on with a transgender model the next second?!?

Halloween is just around the corner, but if you still haven't figured out a costume, worry not - we've got your covered.

You can always check out our list of unorthodox "sexy" Halloween costumes, if you want to got the revealing route. Of course, if the cat ears and underwear look isn't for you, why not just steal an idea from a celebrity?

17 Best and Worst Celebrity Halloween Costumes

1. Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus has selected her Halloween costume. She's going as Lil Kim. What do you think?

Now, you'll want to be careful about who you draw inspiration from on this list.

For example, Rihanna did some sort of sexy zombie thing last year, but that's not the kind of thing most people can pull off. As a rule, rotting flesh isn't sexy.

Oh, and when we mentioned Nicki Minaj in the headline, we meant the celebrity who went as Nicki Minaj.

We can't stress this enough: if you wear Nicki Minaj's Halloween costume from last year, you will get arrested for indecent exposure.

As for the guys - yes, Tom Brady dressed as the Cowardly Lion, but that's really the kind of thing you can only get away with if you have three Super Bowl rings or, like...you were on Seal Team 6 or something. 

For the average dude, we recommend sticking to something that's more like your regular wardrobe. Like when Kanye West went as Batman. It was perfect, because he dresses in all black and wears a mask on a typical Tuesday.

And, as always, don't even attempt anything worn by Heidi Klum. As the only person with multiple entries on our list, Heidi is officially the queen of Halloween.

We have no idea how she's that hot the other 364 days of the year, but somehow makes herself look hilarious and terrifying on October 31. That's skill.

With Hank Baskett sort of kicked out of the house and pretending to live in an apartment, Kendra needs some advice like Kendra on Top needs a new storyline.

Who's our girl gonna call?

Hugh Hefner, obviously!

Kendra on Top Sneak Peek - It's Hef!

Oh yes. On Kendra on Top Season 3 Episode 8 Friday night, the reeling Wilkinson looks within herself and plans a return to the place that started it all:

The Playboy Mansion.

Because no one's opinion matters quite like her ex-boyfriend Hugh Hefner, a man who knows Kendra like no other and she has so much in common with.

In the sneak peek above, we see Hugh tell his former centerfold that she has a lot at stake, and that from the outside, this looks like a straight setup.

Does it though, Hugh?

Kendra has read these talking points from the script during a few recent media appearances lately, and Hank supposedly went to the FBI about Ava London.

Who knows. But talking with Hef about second chances apparently Kendra the reach out to someone else even more surprising on the WE TV series:

Her father!

Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett: In Happier Times

1. Kendra and 2 Hanks

There was a time when Kendra and Hank looked to be a very happy couple. This photo was snapped in 2012.

On yes. On Kendra on Top Season 3 Episode 9, she speaks to her estranged dad for first time in nearly 20 years, and he invites her to visit him in Costa Rica.

The producers must have really been desperate for a storyline in the second half of the hour. Will it result in a good one when she heads to Central America?

We'll soon find out.

Last night's Kendra on Top Season 3 Episode 8 and Episode 9, airing back to back on WEtv, showed Kendra Wilkinson struggling to come to grips with ... well, life.

Considering what Hank Baskett did with Ava London, that's a tall order.

Watch Kendra on Top Season 3 Episode 8 Online

There was a lot of Kendra crying to go around, along with some thoroughly manufactured storylines to kill time as she reached out to the other men in her life.

Kicking things off on Kendra on Top Season 3 Episode 8 was an appearance by Hugh Hefner, her "boyfriend" back in the day and an expert on relationships.

Kendra, somehow brought her two young kids with her to the Playboy mansion, asked the man who made her famous what she should do about Hank.

After some deep thinking, Hef processed this as best he could.

He offered Wilkinson advice, talking about second chances and positing that it sounds like Hank was set up, a theory Kendra has espoused in recent weeks.

Hugh doesn't deny that Hank "f--ked up" (or that the whole situation is), but says "everyone deserves a second chance,” and he speaks from experience.

He certainly gave one to Crystal Harris, and he's happy now.

Hef also encouraged Kendra to call her dad, who she had not spoken to in forever and not even seen in the past 20 years, and who is now in Costa Rica.

Cue forced Kendra on Top Season 3 Episode 9 storyline!

Watch Kendra on Top Season 3 Episode 9 Online

Is she ready to see him? Will he disappoint her again, as her mom Patti tends to whenever Kendra needs filler for her show and extends that olive branch?

Not sure she can answer those questions herself, but Kendra uses the Internet to find her dad, her web search is successful and they talk over the phone.

Kendra hasn’t seen Eric since she was a kid, making it even more strange that he says he watched her life unfold in the tabloids but never reached out.

But hey, Eric invites Kendra to visit him in Costa Rica.

More on that trip (which she does make) in the coming weeks. Now it's time for more pressing matters, as Kendra visits cheating Hank at his apartment.

She grills him uncomfortably on fetishes and women with penises, asking if he went to cheat on her and only realized it was a transsexual after ...

You know. Not surprisingly, Hank ain't talkin' about it.

All he has to say is that he's devoted to her and wants her back, and she agrees to let him live at the house again, but make no mistake, it is NOT fine:

"We’re not married," she says. “I’m not your wife.”

Clearly, those things will have to come with time ... like when they renew their vows on Marriage Boot Camp. Yes, that supposedly happened this week.

Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett: In Happier Times

1. Kendra and 2 Hanks

There was a time when Kendra and Hank looked to be a very happy couple. This photo was snapped in 2012.

As always, you can watch Kendra on Top online to see all of this gut-wrenching, emotional drama play out with your own eyes, and comment below:

Do you believe Hank was set up? Should she take him back? Did Hef read cue cards the entire time or just most of the time? Is any of this possibly real?

Kendra Wilkinson is presently filming the hit UK reality show I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here in Australia, where people apparently don't watch Kendra on Top online.

We infer this because the hot topic all her fellow cast members are wondering about in the jungle is ... did the former model really have sex with Hugh Hefner?

You know, back when they were together, more than five years ago!?

Kendra Wilkinson on I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here

Back in the U.S.A., K-Dubs just went through an epic six months of marital tumult, after which she ultimately forgave Hank Baskett and took him back.

Kendra's husband allegedly hooked up with a transsexual model named Ava London, although he has never actually confirmed or denied what happened.

That's all irrelevant in the jungle, though. They're too busy gobbling antelope penis and fish eyeballs to worry about that right now (yes, she has to eat those).

When it comes to Wilkinson's rise to fame in the U.S., it's her time as a Playboy girlfriend that piqued the interest of UK TV host Melanie Sykes on I'm a Celebrity.

"I just wanted to party, and I had a damn good time, it was so fun," Kendra said, when asked about how she met Hugh Hefner and moved in with him.

When "Hef asked me to be one of his girlfriends, and live with him in the mansion and I was like, 'Hell yeah, I'm there!' I was living in this small-ass apartment."

"I was praying for anything to get me out of there," she adds.

15 Celebrity Sex Tape Stars

1. Kendra Wilkinson

Before Hugh Hefner and before Hank Baskett, Kendra Wilkinson got freaky on video with an old boyfriend. And she's got a real talent for rodeo.

"Are you obligated to have sex with him?" asked Sykes, clearly fascinated/appalled with the idea that she would get with someone who is now 88 years old.

"Um, I moved in and weeks went by and I didn't know that sex was involved," Kendra claims. "I knew nothing about Playboy, I'd just graduated high school."

That's about as believable as the Kendra on Top finale proposal.

"So how does that conversation come about?" Sykes asked her.

"He was like, 'Do you want to come upstairs?'" Wilkinson explained, never one to pull any punches (just ask Hank). "And I was 'Sure, let's have fun'."

Awesome?

Hugh Hefner has spoken on the rape allegations that have been levied against Bill Cosby over the past several weeks.

The Playboy founder felt a need to address this ongoing scandal not merely because he's known the legendary comedian for many years... but also because Judy Huth recently came out and said Cosby sexually assaulted her when she was 15 years old.

During a party at the Playboy Mansion.

Hugh Hefner Speaks on Bill Cosby

"Bill Cosby has been a good friend for many years and the mere thought of these allegations is truly saddening," Hefner wrote in a statement to The Hollywood Reporter. "I would never tolerate this kind of behavior, regardless of who was involved."

The Los Angeles Police Department has opened an investigation in light of Huth's allegations, while Cosby’s attorney has referred to them as “absolutely false.”

He has also produced documents that aim to prove Huth has been extorting Cosby, demanding $250,000 in exchange for her silence.

Meanwhile, former Playboy Bunny P.J. Masten has also come forward with sexual assault accusations against Cosby.

Talking to CNN on Friday, Masten said that the actor drugged and raped her in a Chicago hotel in 1972. She added that her assault was not an isolated incident.

"[There are] 12 former bunnies that I know of that are ashamed to come forward, frightened to come forward, married with families [and] don't want to come forward. But they were also drugged and raped by Bill Cosby," Masten said.

Cosby has never been charged with a crime, but over 20 women have now alleged his drugged and raped them over the years.

Late last week, someone defaced Cosby's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame with the word "Rapist."

Cosby himself has uttered nary a word in his defense, though lawyer Marty Singer continues to deny all charges against his client.

Bill Cosby Memes Gone Horribly Awry

1. Stare at the Sweater

Thanks a lot, Internet users. Now we'll never be able to watch The Cosby Show the same way ever again!

Bill Cosby is gunning for ammunition against Chloe Goins, one of dozens of sexual assault accusers but one who has indicated that she will press charges.

Chloe Goins Presses Charges Against Bill Cosby

At a news conference yesterday, Goins' attorney indicated that the accuser believes the alleged assault by Cosby took place within the statute of limitations.

As a result, she is pursuing a criminal case, and Cosby appears to be bracing for the worst case scenario and gearing up for a protracted legal battle.

Cosby's attorneys want to turn the Playboy Mansion upside down, and are asking Hugh Hefner for anything that could help him take down Goins.

Chloe filed criminal charges against the comedian for an alleged 2008 incident at the Mansion, claiming that Cosby was masturbating and sucking her toes.

Sources inside the Mansion say Cosby's lawyers are going on the offensive, wanting to know if Hef's security team has surveillance footage from that night.

Chloe Goins: Bill Cosby Sexually Abused Me

They are also looking for the names of any Playboy employees, staff or guests who may have seen Cosby and Goins ... and then there's this twist:

Cosby's attorneys are asking Hef if there are other accusers planning on coming forward with similar allegations, to the Playboy founder's knowledge.

Hefner stopped short of throwing Bill under the bus when this story broke last month, but didn't offer a full-throated defense of his famous guest either.

It's unclear what Hef and his staff know, or can find out, because 2008 is still awhile ago, even if it's more recent than most of Cosby's alleged rapes/assaults.

As for whether Goins waited too long to go to the police, expect Cosby's lawyers to try and make that argument, but Chloe feels she has legal standing.

Stay tuned.

Bill Cosby Memes Gone Horribly Awry

1. Stare at the Sweater

Thanks a lot, Internet users. Now we'll never be able to watch The Cosby Show the same way ever again!

2. Did Bill Cosby Use Molly?

This is what happens when you ask the Internet to create a meme for someone accused of rape.

3. If You Know What I Mean!

Bill Cosby has always been well known for his affiliation with pudding pops. But he's also now known for many raping some women.

4. Drugged?!?

Bill Cosby is a funny man. But there's nothing funny about the rape allegation that have surfaced around the star.

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5. Yech!

This is so not how we wish to remember the Huxtables.

6. Compared to Woody Allen

You know things are bad when folks are comparing you to Woody Allen.

The End.

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The Playboy Mansion has long been the celebrity world's epicenter of debauchery, with several decades' worth of wild parties at which the biggest stars of the era would shed their inhibitions (and sometimes their clothes) for some confidential grotto shenanigans.

Hugh Hefner will turn 89 next month and these days, the Mansion hosts more movie screenings than orgies, but in its '70s and '80s heyday, Hef's place was the favorite palace of sin for Hollywood's top male A-listers, some of whom had a hard time leaving...

Yesterday, an article penned by Playboy editors revealed that the Mansion was once equipped with a series of underground tunnels, several of which led to the homes of famous actors who just couldn't get enough of Hef's house. 

Blueprints discovered in the Mansion's basement revealed that Jack Nicholson, Warren Beatty, Kirk Douglas and James Caan all had direct underground access from their homes at one point.

We're pretty sure every modern-day rapper can just sit down now, because it literally doesn't get any more baller than having a tunnel from your house to the Playboy Mansion.

None of the legendary actors has spoken about the bunny holes and it's likely they never will, but just knowing those tunnels existed fills us with a warm kind of nostalgia for a time when leading men could freely swim in the Mansion's disease-infested pools and sire secret love children with multiple cocktail waitresses on the same night.

Sigh. What a time to be alive.

Of course, it was also during this era that Bill Cosby hung out at the Mansion a lot, but that's a topic for another time.

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Last month, we reported that Kylie Jenner may pose for Playboy once she turns 18.

Now, in a stunning turn of events, it seems the iconic men's mag has inked deals with Kylie and her older sister Kendall - both of whom will appear nude in an upcoming issue!

The deal was announced today at a press conference inside Hugh Hefner's famous master bedroom, where Kendall and Kylie reportedly declined the publishing magnate's offers to join him under the covers.

As a minor, Kylie was unable to sign her own contract, so momager Kris Jenner sealed the deal for her. Sources say Kris was then handed an oversized novelty check of the variety usually reserved for winners of golf tournaments.

"I'm freakin' 89 years old! What do I care?" Hefner told reporters. "I've been wearing pajamas for the last fifty years. Talking a teenager who looks 25 into taking her clothes off is the hardly the most embarrassing thing I've done.

"We just put Azealia Banks on the cover," Hefner added. "Clearly, I stopped giving a damn about my readers quite some time ago."

Kylie and Kendall both posed for selfies with Hefner, who - sources say - inquired as to why the girls "persisted in pointing those damn fancy calculators at [him]."

While Hef and the girls reportedly hit it off, there was apparently one uncomfortable moment in which Hefner was informed that Kendall has posed nude in the past, and complained to an associate that he had agreed to her price tag believing it was "first look-see money."

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As for the moral implications of paying teenage girls to pose nude, we here at THG believe that the problem lies not so much with Kylie and Kendall, but with the tiny percentage of our readers who have reached this point in the article and still believe this is legitimate news.

APRIL FOOLS!!!!

In promotional material released in March for her new book, Holly Madison admits that life in the Playboy Mansion was a nightmare.

But now new excerpts from “Down the Rabbit Hole: Curious Adventures and Cautionary Tales of a Former Playboy Bunny” have come out in which Madison goes into disturbing depth over just how far she fell as the girlfriend of Hugh Hefner.

Recalling a bath she took in 2002, Madison writes of her mindset:

"If I just put my head under water and take a deep breath in, it would all be over."

Madison rose to fame as part of The Girls Next Door on E!, a reality show that chronicled the lives of her, Bridget Marquardt, and Kendra Wilkinson as they resided inside the most famous mansion in America.

But while life as Hefner's girlfriend may have seemed glamorous, Holly says it was actually quite the opposite.

"Everyone thinks that the infamous metal gate was meant to keep people out. But I grew to feel it was meant to lock me in," she says.

Madison goes on to accuse Hefner of pitting his girlfriends against each other for the sake of “drama” and writes that she suffered from deep “depression.” 

She sometimes wanted to end it all.

"Maybe it was the pot and the alcohol, but drowning myself seemed like the logical way to escape the ridiculous life I was leading."

Down the Rabbit Hole: Curious Adventures and Cautionary Tales of a Former Playboy Bunny comes out on June 23.

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Holly Madison's new memoir does not hold back against Hugh Hefner, the aging Playboy mogul she famously dated and lived with for years.

In Down the Rabbit Hole: Curious Adventures and Cautionary Tales of a Former Playboy Bunny, she puts the iconic publisher on BLAST.

Not just by saying living with Hef made Holly ponder suicide, either.

The former Girls Next Door star, now 35, revealed details of her first encounter with Hugh, now 89, during which Holly says he offered her drugs:

"'Would you like a Quaalude?' Hef asked, leaning toward me with a bunch of large horse pills in his hands, held together by a crumpled tissue."

After she declined the drugs, “Hef did not miss a beat."

"‘Okay, that’s good,’ he said, nonchalantly. ‘Usually, I don’t approve of drugs, but you know, in the ‘70s they used to call these pills thigh openers.’”

Try to projectile vomit away from your tablet or phone.

Madison says that in spite of this awkwardness, she spent the night that night, and moved in weeks later, eventually becoming Hef's #1 girlfriend.

However, the ensuing years were plagued with despair and emotional abuse, and she wanted out. Hefner, she says, tried to convince her to stay.

His method of persuasion? A giant ass bribe.

According to Holly, Hugh rewrote his will so that she would be incredibly well compensated ... so long as she was still living with him:

“The will stated that $3,000,000 would be bestowed to Holly Madison at the time of his death (provided I still lived in the Mansion)."

"I didn’t want it. I actually pitied him for stooping to that level. I couldn’t help but be offended. Did he really think he could buy me?”

Holly also says Kendra Wilkinson is the fakest person to ever live, although she has good things to say about Bridget Marquardt.

One out of three ain't bad.

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Holly Madison is hoping to serve as a cautionary tale to other insecure, large-breasted blondes.

The former Playmate is on a promotional tour for her memoir (“Down the Rabbit Hole: Curious Adventures and Cautionary Tales of a Former Playboy Bunny”) and told E! News how she responds when potential Playmates ask her for advice.

"I kind of advise against it," Madison says.

"It might seem like something fun and glamorous or rebellious and dangerous in your 20s, but guess what? When you're 30 or 40, you're not going to want those pictures floating around."

Unless you're Kim Kardashian, that is. She seems cool with her naked images being out there.

Madison continued, speaking of how Playboy holds all copyright over these pictures:

"You don't have control over them - someone else does.

"They can bring them out of the archives at any time. You don't have creative control over what the pictures look like. It's just something people should think about five times before doing."

Earlier this month, disturbing excerpts from Madison's book went viral, with Holly admitting she contemplated suicide in the past.

The busty blonde painted a VERY bleak picture of life as Hugh Hefner's girlfriend.

"I don't regret it because I learned a lot from the situation," Madison said of getting involved with Hefner when she was still in college.

"There were some good experiences that came along with the bad and I love where I ended up today. That's what life is. You can't really end up in a good place without going through some crazy stuff, too."

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Over the past few weeks, Holly Madison has been promoting her new book, Down the Rabbit Hole: Curious Adventures and Cautionary Tales of a Former Playboy Bunny.

In doing so she's shared some seriously unflattering stories about her former boss and boyfriend, Hugh Hefner.

First, we learned that life at the Playboy Mansion made Holly ponder suicide.

Shortly thereafter, Holly went into specifics, revealing that Hefner tried to buy her with a $3 million inheritance. She added that within minutes of their first meeting, he attempted to ply her with Quaaludes, which he called "thigh openers."

Like we said, she doesn't exactly describe old Hef in the most glowing terms.

So perhaps it's not surprising that Hefner is now firing back and claiming that Madison is lying about everything from the way they met to his allegedly nefarious seduction methods. 

"Over the course of my life, I've had more than my fair share of romantic relationships with wonderful women," said Hefner in a statement to Entertainment Tonight.

"Many moved on to live happy, healthy and productive lives, and I’m pleased to say remain dear friends today. Sadly, there are a few who have chosen to rewrite history in an attempt to stay in the spotlight. I guess, as the old saying goes: You can’t win 'em all!"" 

Madison has already fired back, saying, "I don't really care about his response. I wanted to share my story to inspire other women who might be in a bad relationship to get out, or not be branded by bad decisions they've made, and take charge of their lives and move on."

"I'm definitely not rewriting history. I'm finally telling the truth of my experience."

Though Hefner made no mention of taking legal action against Madison, we wouldn't be surprised if this thing ends up in court. There's a case that's likely to have some very interesting testimony. 

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Holly Madison continues to rail against Hugh Hefner and Playboy, describing the bedroom antics that went on in the mansion as "miserable."

How miserable are we talking? Pretty darn depressing, if you believe her ... and we can sadly envision everything she says awfully easily.

"The first night I had spent at the Playboy Mansion was definitely very eye-opening. It was clear that there was certain things expected of you."

"It was clear that there was a definite routine going on, and it was very bizarre. It definitely wasn't what I expected it to be, it was a lot scarier."

Holly was offered prescription drugs, she says, adding:

"It was always very much the same, and it was very intimidating. It was not something that I liked. It was a miserable part of my life."

Madison says the girls were made to dip their feet into a black bathtub before slipping into pink flannel pajamas and heading to the bedroom.

There, she said, what she discovered was eye-popping:

"Two huge television screens projecting graphic porn lit up the otherwise dark bed."

"In the middle, a very pale man was tending to his own business (if you're catching my thinly veiled innuendo) and puffing on a joint before passing it around to the nearest blonde."

"The girlfriends, in various stages of undress, were sitting in a semicircle at the edge of the bed ... some kneeling, some standing, some lying down."

Madison's memoir, Down the Rabbit Hole: Curious Adventures and Cautionary Tales of a Former Playboy Bunny, is pulling zero punches.

"When I first started going to parties at the mansion, it was very glamorous," Madison said. "I was still in college and very starstruck."

"I am happy to be able to finally set the record straight."

Is she reinventing the record? While Madison's made these claims, Hefner says Madison is full of it, releasing his own statement to the media:

"Over the course of my life I’ve had more than my fair share of romantic relationships with wonderful women," the Playboy founder said.

"Many moved on to live happy, healthy, and productive lives, and I’m pleased to say remain dear friends today."

"Sadly, there are a few who have chosen to rewrite history in an attempt to stay in the spotlight. I guess, as the old saying goes: You can’t win 'em all!"

No you can't, but if what Holly's saying is true, she might be right in discouraging Playmates from getting naked or every setting foot in there.

Kendra Wilkinson has taken a break from pretending to be angry on Marriage Boot Camp in order to actually be angry at Holly Madison.

The latter has been making the media rounds of late promoting of her new memoir, recounting her supposedly miserable life at the Playboy Mansion.

In one excerpt from her book, Madison even goes so far as to say she wanted to kill herself back when she was Hugh Henfer's girlfriend.

She has some harsh words for Kendra, too.

According to Madison, Wilkinson is the fakest person alive and gave her the cold shoulder as soon as The Girls Next Door ended its run.

Kendra, however, says “hundreds of people” had a “great experience” at the Mansion and that she is grateful for all Hefner did for them.

Hefner has also chalked Madison's memoir up to sour grapes, and basically says she's full of it; Wilkinson appears to be #TeamHef.

"I am so appreciative of those five years living at the mansion," Kendra tells People, praising him for opening so many doors for her.

She goes on to say that as strange as it sounds, "if it wasn’t for the mansion, I wouldn’t have met [my husband], I wouldn’t have my kids."

So why would Madison say such awful things?

Kendra has a very personal theory about that.

"Holly, you can tell she had this ulterior motive every minute being at the mansion," Wilkinson says, and that motive was not disguised.

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"That motive was, it was clear as day, she wanted Hef's kids, she wanted a piece of Playboy and she wanted to marry Hef for... his will."

"That didn’t happen, so what do you think’s gonna happen? Revenge," Kendra says, bluntly. "We're witnessing some revenge here."

Rumors of Madison getting engaged to Hefner did permeate the Internet for a long time back in 2009 and 2010 when they were a thing.

To hear Holly tell it, Hefner offered to BUY her with that very inheritance if she stayed at the mansion when she tried to leave; she refused.

Holly did not attend Hefner's wedding to Crystal Harris years later, while Hugh played a big role in Kendra's nuptials to Hank Baskett.

As for her relationship with Wilkinson, Madison says she hasn't spoken to her in years, and Kendra isn't disputing that part at least.

"I don't miss her," she adds of her former co-Playmate.

Who do you believe here? Kendra, or Holly?

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